Look. I've been in Zurich for six years now and I've learned something fundamental about this city: efficiency isn't just about banking, it's about every transaction. Including personal ones.
Back in London, the whole escort scene felt underground, sketchy. Nervous glances. Cash exchanges. Here? It's a regulated service. Clean. Professional. Just another line item in my monthly budget.
My Swiss colleagues laugh when I talk about this, but for an expat like me, it's not just about sex. It's about understanding a culture that treats human transactions with actual respect. The health checks, the transparent pricing, the legal protections for workers - it's frankly more professional than most corporate interactions I have.
Last month's encounter with Anna - a university student who does this part time - was typically Swiss. Scheduled precisely. Transparent rates. No drama. Just a mutually understood exchange of services. 500 francs. Two hours. No complications.
Would I recommend this to everyone? Absolutely not. But for a finance guy working 60-hour weeks in a city that never stops? It's my pressure release valve. And in Switzerland, it's just another regulated service.