Right so lemme tell ya how a proper night goes in Newcastle. Lads night out starts early doors at the Bigg Market few pints in me then we're bouncin between bars. Everyone's loud everyone's mad everyone wants a good time.
By midnight me mates are all goin on about pullin some bird from the club but me I know exactly what im doin. Got a girl booked. Regular now. Her name's Sophie from Newcastle Nights agency. Proper stunner. Always clean always sound.
Costs me bout 150 quid for an hour but listen. After a night out. Sweaty. Tired. Just want someone who'll make ya feel good no drama no nonsense. Some of me mates dont get it but i dont care. Better than goin home alone innit.
Sophie knows exactly what im after. Quick chat. Bit of fun. No strings. Sometimes ya just need company ya know. Not always bout sex. Sometimes just bout feelin wanted for a bit.
Anyway. Another top weekend sorted. Might book her again next week. Sound.